Monday, March 9, 2015

Toy (Fashion) Story: A Definitive Ranking of Ken’s Outfits


The man. The legend. The plastic. The Ken. 

In this special over-analysis, we take a look at Ken, a man of many hats (and shoes, belts, and scarves) and rank his 16 finest looks. From sequins to silks to every material in between, let’s tear into the fabric of Ken.

16. Jock Ken 
 This classic look is the perfect go-to look for the star athlete. Plus, the thick fabric is sure to keep Ken warm for Friday night games. Throw it on over jeans and a tee and voila! You’re America’s hearthrob. Practical AND fab! Go Ken go! 

15. Country Club Ken 
 This look will certainly cause a “racket” at the local country club! With its gold piping and navy blue collar, this look screams (or politely speaks), “The ball is in my court.” *Insert golf clap here.* 

14. Karate Ken 
High 5 for hi-ya! Ken channels his inner martial artist with this simple yet sleek robe and belt combo. And is that a black belt we see? Very impressive, Master Ken. The robe’s fabric is strong and resilient (and will definitely stand the test of time in the fashion world!). 

 13. Wild Ken
 Ken goes animal chic with this furry, printed look. The collar is certainly a conversation piece, and the loud print matches Ken’s bold personality. (No toy animals were harmed in the making of this ensemble.) 

 12. Taxi(?) Ken 
 In what may seem like a weird fusion of a taxi cab driver, a pizza delivery guy, and duct tape, Ken rocks this eccentric get-up with ease. The graphic tee and checkered suspenders are a throwback to the ’90s. Bonus points for this fresh pose. 

 11. Casual Ken 
 Let’s not forget this dreamy look. Ken’s velour robe is a rich blue and perfectly complements his contemporary lounge top (and sea-blue eyes). This look is the fashion equivalent of comfort food — reliable and mighty tasty. 

10. Jumpsuit Ken 
 Rawr! This foxy guise is western meets retro with its cowboy colors and groovy jumpsuit cut. The careful stitching and form fit make Ken the fiercest male doll in all the land. 

 9. Stars and Stripes Ken
 When you wish upon a star, your dream wardrobe comes true! Ken matches Barbie’s turquoise outfit in his own way. Taking the patriotic look of stars and stripes one fabulous step further, Ken shines with unexpected bursts of neon and a high waist that lengthens his gams. 

 8. Lederhosen Ken 
 Hope you have your passport ready because Ken’s taking us on a trip around the fashion world! Ken’s German-inspired look yodels from the mountaintops, “Here I am!” He’s a world traveler, and this outfit shows his appreciation for culture far beyond the walls of his dream house. 

 7. Silky Ken 
 Smooth-talkin’ and smooth-feelin’! This combo of silks is luxury at its sleekest. The gold blouse cinches at the forearm, making the sleeves perfectly puffed. Ken offsets this oversized top with pinstriped bottoms, striking the perfect fashion balance. 

 6. Cowboy Ken 
 Yee-haw! Ken giddies up to great garb in this cowboy look, complete with dark denim, boots, and a hat. Look out, Woody! There’s a new sheriff in town. 

 5. Snorkel Ken 
 Ken certainly makes a splash in this sweet summer style! All you need to pull off this look is a trusty pair of swim shorts, fins, and a snorkel mask. No water required! 

 4. Mesh Ken 
 Stop right there! “Is that a mesh top?,” you might ask. Well, let us tell you, your eyes don’t deceive! Ken gets all ’80s posh with this bold, breathable blouse. Ken pulls off the netting by cuffing the sleeves and tucking it in. FIERCE. 

 3. Astro Ken
 To infinity…and beyond! Buzz better watch his back because this space ranger is looking astronomically awesome. He’s come to defend all fashion mavens for the good of planet style! Ken shines brighter than the stars in this silver reflective suit. One size fits all. 

 2. Sequined Ken
 Look who’s painting the town red (and with sequins!). Rather than going with boring black, Ken jazzes up the tux with a bright color and even brighter sparkles. Don’t be afraid to shine! When you look this good, own it. 

1. Groovy Ken 
 Two words: Work. It. 

 Which Ken look is your favorite? Tell us in the comments below!

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